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Stolen from the AI forums:

In this week's episode of TRANSFORMERS: Legends, it's a classic Autobot vs Decepticon stand-off: Jets versus cars!

In a battle that took place eons ago, an ongoing fight against the Decepticons looked very bleak for the Autobots. A fierce and bitter rivalry developed between the Powermasters on both sides. In a Decepticon ambush, the Autobots fought a desperate battle in which Decepticon Powermasters Dreadwind and Darkwing defeated some of the remaining Autobots, specifically their Powermaster counterparts Getaway, Joyride and Slapdash. However, their victory was halted by an unsuspected ally. On the brink of annihilation, the Autobots managed to survive thanks to Optimus Prime. No match for Optimus, the Decepticons had no choice but to retreat.

Now, many years later, the Powermasters run into each other again on Earth. And they have a score to settle!

EASY CAMPAIGN - Operation: Miami Metal Clamp Slapdash is an unpredictable adversary. When charging into combat he'll often forget to bring his gun or to charge up on Energon. But what Slapdash lacks in focus, he makes up for with luck. This often leads to unexpected things to happen in battle, which makes it tough for an enemy to take him down. But on this battlefield, Slapdash may not only be running out of Energon, but out of luck too...

MEDIUM CAMPAIGN - Operation: All Fall Down! Joyride has an appetite for violence and reckless driving. His lifestyle has proven hazardous to himself, his fellow Autobots, and even innocent humans at times. This resulted in Joyride being unpopular among his fellow Autobots, but also in him being feared by the Decepticons as he is a careless and dangerous adversary. But will his recklessness be able to save him from this battle?

HARD CAMPAIGN - Operation: No Escape Getaway is an incredibly skilled escape artist. Under most dire circumstances Getaway can keep his mind cool ans stay focused. His ability to stay cool allows him to use his logic and that lets him figure his way out of even the craziest situations. He has build a legendary reputation for his escapes. But now the Decepticons have him cornered and Getaway has to live up to his reputation. Will he be able to escape the Decepticons once more?

So... It's jets vs cars... With panthers?... Right...

Fricken' SlapDash sounds like JarJar...

And I'm gonna have that dame Boys II Men song stuck in my head every time I log in for the next week...